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newsweek: This is Myrtle. Myrtle is still missing. If you just...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 16:51:26 -0400

This is Myrtle. Myrtle is still missing. If you just so happen to live in New York City and have a spare hour this evening, perhaps consider joining tonight’s Find Myrtle-a-thon in Greenpoint, Brooklyn? Myrtle is a 6 lb, black chihuahua rescue that went missing on Oct 6th, and her human very much wants to wrap her up in a big blanket and “kiss her baby seal head.” We want this story to end that way too. Stay tuned here for updates. Reblog to signal boost.

Doesn’t she just make your skin crawl?

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 16:31:29 -0400

Doesn’t she just make your skin crawl?

pammy8d: omg word

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:30:34 -0500

pammy8d:

omg word

RT @TheOnion: Politician Admired For Sticking By Incorrect Statement http://t.co/A9NyqG6u...

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 00:42:49 -0500

RT @TheOnion: Politician Admired For Sticking By Incorrect Statement http://t.co/A9NyqG6u #OurAnnualYear #politics

RT @TheOnion: Politician Admired For Sticking By Incorrect Statement http://t.co/A9NyqG6u...

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 12:10:14 -0500

RT @TheOnion: Politician Admired For Sticking By Incorrect Statement http://t.co/A9NyqG6u #OurAnnualYear #politics

Oh Joe. Bad Bad Bad RT @PeterAlexander Paterno: “I knew inappropriate action was taken by...

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 06:19:32 -0500

Oh Joe. Bad Bad Bad RT @PeterAlexander Paterno: “I knew inappropriate action was taken by Jerry Sandusky with a youngster.”

Oh Joe. Bad Bad Bad RT @PeterAlexander Paterno: “I knew inappropriate action was taken by...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:31:31 -0500

Oh Joe. Bad Bad Bad RT @PeterAlexander Paterno: “I knew inappropriate action was taken by Jerry Sandusky with a youngster.”

RT @chrisgeidner: Sullivan, on Hitchens: “He is the greatest advertisement for the existential...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:11:53 -0500

RT @chrisgeidner: Sullivan, on Hitchens: “He is the greatest advertisement for the existential courage of the atheist I have ever known. …

Abe just discovered the new kids store on chambers http://t.co/Gi3gH3Sq

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 00:08:07 -0500

Abe just discovered the new kids store on chambers http://t.co/Gi3gH3Sq

Terrorists RT @LEBassett Gingrich, Bachmann and Santorum sign vague religious fetal personhood...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:46:10 -0500

Terrorists RT @LEBassett Gingrich, Bachmann and Santorum sign vague religious fetal personhood pledge for some reason: http://t.co/vVDVpFIb

Terrorists RT @LEBassett Gingrich, Bachmann and Santorum sign vague religious fetal personhood...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:59:50 -0500

Terrorists RT @LEBassett Gingrich, Bachmann and Santorum sign vague religious fetal personhood pledge for some reason: http://t.co/vVDVpFIb

RT @WSJVideo: A Dog Ate Her Pearl: Close-Up on the Elizabeth Taylor Jewels- http://t.co/fA80jdNg

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:07:51 -0500

RT @WSJVideo: A Dog Ate Her Pearl: Close-Up on the Elizabeth Taylor Jewels- http://t.co/fA80jdNg

Can’t handle reading it but RT @HuffingtonPost Why you really shouldn’t buy that doggie...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:51:04 -0500

Can’t handle reading it but RT @HuffingtonPost Why you really shouldn’t buy that doggie in the window http://t.co/sRJiDA2T

SAD!!!!!!! via @Gawker Separating Gay Penguin Duo Pedro and Buddy Turned Them Straight...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 14:40:01 -0500

SAD!!!!!!! via @Gawker Separating Gay Penguin Duo Pedro and Buddy Turned Them Straight http://t.co/HAB0ptvP

I seriously had about 200 messages I’d never seen before. http://t.co/UEOQiVNT via @slate

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 01:38:59 -0500

I seriously had about 200 messages I’d never seen before. http://t.co/UEOQiVNT via @slate

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:46:11 -0500

I seriously had about 200 messages I’d never seen before. http://t.co/UEOQiVNT via @slate

Shots fired at Virginia Tech; officer reported shot http://t.co/Qs4Miipd via @msnbc_us

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 23:36:11 -0500

Shots fired at Virginia Tech; officer reported shot http://t.co/Qs4Miipd via @msnbc_us

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 13:58:20 -0500

Shots fired at Virginia Tech; officer reported shot http://t.co/Qs4Miipd via @msnbc_us

Sweet dreaming http://t.co/oZGnQCR0

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:55:09 -0500

Sweet dreaming http://t.co/oZGnQCR0

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 03:30:15 -0500

Sweet dreaming http://t.co/oZGnQCR0